Having to properly restrain myself from not eating the rest of my crumble, it’s definitely a two-person crumble and it’s just me at home.
Just ate 24 pieces of sushi like a maniac. GF is absolutely appalled.
That’s quite a lot
I didn’t eat lunch
Is that a lot? I’ve never had sushi so no idea.
It’s probably still less calories than a burger though
Yes, a whole hell of a lot. 12 pieces is a healthy amount, 24 pieces just straight gluttony.
Just walked into a bar and this is just like, on a table
Can’t believe I’m leaving
Eat it
Be weirder if it was on the floor
I need to use my phone less often man
Way ahead of you
Community seafood paella at your local bar what a world, lucky if i can get a bag of peanuts for free at mine.
I play a game with myself where I try to see if I can get my screen time percentage down week on week. It is as thrilling as it sounds.
Eat the crumble
I am weak, maybe it will make me strong? Hang on, I’m going to make a cup of tea and wash up, and consider my options
I’ve started just leaving it upstairs and switched off when I get home from work which is a good shout. Need an analogue clock in my bedroom or something, cause it’s either phone on in the morning or walk downstairs to the kitchen
The world’s finest warriors eat stewed plum and apple crumble (dry) for breakfast, man. It can only be a good thing
That was my plan, for breakfast. If I eat it now I will have to have a different, inferior breakfast. Hmm
Drubk out of my fucking mind lmao
