gosh humans are so fucking weird!
The pizza place had stopped taking orders which I’m well annoyed about.
So I’ve had to order a veggie haggis burrito haven’t I.
this is a little early for greasy pizza to close isn’t it?
Is a wanky vegetarian/vegan place. Knew they closed at half 10. And left the pub to order but they must stop taking orders at quarter to or something
Might get well rare tonight.
fuck I’m going to eat snacks
Nah food is the best.
don’t think it will get me a girlfriend though
You might meet the woman of your dreams, both reaching for the last pack of jaffa cakes.
Dude, you’re a catch.
Can dogs and cats tell when you smile at them? hope so
Keep doing it instinctively
Bless! Someone catch me please?
Quite pished. Just got out of band practice and have an angry text from the tv coz i washed some stuff together that wasnt supposed to be. Ruh roh. Guess i’ll stay up playing video games and maybe do some packing. Moving tomorrow and i’ve done nowhere near enough eeeek
Stop copying me, I’m quite pished and moving tomorrow.
For no man?
And I just ate a burrito. Which Im pretty sure you will have just done too.