for scale, here’s me holding a normal sized can of beer:

(someone tell me how to shrink my hands?)

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Hold a bigger can of beer

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YESSSS I finally found this video that I’d been wracking my brains trying to remember who did it and so on. (By “found” I mean I asked my brother who was the one who originally showed it to me and he told me who it was by. Thanks baby bro xx)

Your yearly reminder that “Baby it’s cold outside” is garbage:

Such a scarf

^5, as we would say back in the day!

YOU’RE a scarf

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oh are they not good? People used to bang on about them all the time. Weird that people can end up Supermarket fans

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I’ve no idea, as I have also never been in one! That’s what the high five was for. :wink:

Look at this fat cat that lives downstairs that was staring at me the other day. Might have another creepy Eric cat on my hands

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We seem to have three cats in a turf war over our garden at the mo.

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aaah. Hah I almost said something definitely offensive like “aren’t they from Scandinavia?” then I realised 1) that’s not a place 2) not sure why you’d have to be the ambassador for all things Scandinavian.

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omfg :heart_eyes_cat:

That cats going to kill you in your sleep and eat you

there’s a cat that lies on the path to my flat but runs away as soon as anyone gets near. I don’t get it. stupid cat!

(I’m annoyed because I want it to like me)

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no, decorators

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Fucking creeped me out. Almost tried to shoo it away but then remembered it’s still a cute cat.

Tbh it’s rarely outside (I imagine on account of it being so lazy). There’s another really Spritely kitty that tries to climb up and say hello and two massive dogs that just sit there barking at you the whole time

that cat is terrifying. Stay well away

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looks like it’s going to explode

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Tell them to fuck right off. Do they not know their legal obligation to give you notice?