Donāt tell @rich-t but I used to do this kinda thing in M&S so I could buy it cheaper in the staff shop NEVER with pine nuts though.
I had pastrami and brisket with mac and cheese, slaw and a some pickled carrots from the street food place. Was very nice, but was too cold to eat out, and it was a bit cold by the time I got it back to the ol desk
got a banana left over from yesterday that i couldnāt be arsed to eat. cba today either but have to eat it donāt i. ffs.
I used to do this with cakes, but now thereās not a staff shop, thereās no point. Bet you used to steal the pine nuts mind.
That burger thread made me want a burger. Had Cheese/Toast/Pickle again instead though
Put it in a smoothie?
Got a miso soup on the go.
donāt really fancy transporting a banana home on the bus tbh
Put it in your banana guard, itāll be fine.
big fan of any foodstuff which is basically just salt
Yeah the bus banana bullies might get it
Haha. Always so tempting to just take shots of soy sauce. Oofft.
went and bought a bloody brexit banana guard didnāt i! havenāt seen a single straight banana yet. got mugged.
You couldnāt make it up.
Canāt believe theyāve got rid of the staff shop, one of the very few benefits of working there as a student. Took a lot of ābrokenā lobster claws* home with me.
*steak pizzas
I remember buying some obscenely large bananas once. The guy behind the counter even made a face and I went beetroot
Actually went healthy with the classic raw veg plate (red pepper, cucumber, celery and carrots) with cream cheese because thatās what I had in the fridge.
Successfully defeated my desire for chips with cba to go outside (itās hard to find decent chips anywhere near my office).
have a really irrational* fear of finding a giant bastard spider in supermarket bananas
*or IS IT?!
Thinking of you having a mini freak out at the spider on your leg the other day gave me such joy. I take comfort in knowing someone is as irrational as I am
Found some caterpillars in my tenderstem broccoli recently. Thatās basically the same thing.