basically the only time you’ll ever interact with your english neighbours is if they’re complaining about you using the toaster at 9pm.

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yeah, the guy across the road with the massive fucking scar across his entire face who was definitely a retired gangster used to chat to us but only about where people had parked on the street really

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oh yeah, forgot about parking.

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it seemed to be the only thing he cared about in the world these days, which must have been quite a nice relaxing life for him after his career of, i assume, gun running

he was a genuinely terrifyingly intimidating man but he’d always keep an eye on your car as long as you parked it in the right place. also had a soft spot for our little dog

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So salty

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Hi tilts. Been a shit day on many counts so going to nap it out and maybe order something frivolous for myself later.

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Did have double saveloy and chips tho

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The like was for the frivolousness not the shitness :frowning: Xxx

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OIOIOIOI

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Same

Just finished work. Started at 7.30am. Haven’t sat down since I left the house this morning.

might get chinese tonight :thinking: whatsapp chinese twice in one week? is that allowed?

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Been to the hairdressers but they’re not blow drying so I now need to jump in the shower to rinse off my olaplex and then blowdry my own hair (which I’m rubbish at.)
Then a socially distanced dinner with some kind of traffic light system for toilets that is making me very glad that I’m a generally constipated person. What a nightmare if you need a poo urgently and you have to wait for a green light.

That’s a code brown situation.

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Got a big pot of seafood chowder for dinner and it’s aaabsoluuutely dishlicious

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gonna meet some pals in the park for some tins.

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