#201

I only have 9 percent battery left on my phone

I hope I still have time to post other very important posts

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#202

I had soup FOR lunch. What about that, ey?

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#203

Tell me more

#204

Why haven’t I got any soup

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#205

:hugs:

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#206

Sorry that was a hug not soup

#207

MY HUGS ARE USELESS TO THE HUNGRY

#208
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#210

I think I could have soup for every meal (sometimes I do, breakfast soup is the best), delicious soup, however I’ve opted for food you can chew here as sad or stomach-not-wanting-to-eat food needs to be a bit of effort and dry. I don’t know why, just science.

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#211

Ooft

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#212

Precisement

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#213

There’s some drama going on across the street from me, two police officers chasing some teenage chav girls down the street and no matter how hard I hang out window I can’t make out what they’re saying.

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#214

Watch out, the integrity of the ice cream on those ones is dicey. M has lost two of them to the pavement recently.

#215

thank you for the advice, i shall be careful. well tasty though

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#216

simp

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#217

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME INHUMANE

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#218

TWELFTH

No way is that a word, not having it

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#219

Just imagined showing up at work with a bowl.of soup and just eating the bowl, breaking my teeth and sending blood and soup cascading down to the office carpet

“IF YOU’RE NOT CHEWING THE SOUP IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE WEAK WILLED AND ALSO A COWARD”

#220

This is a far superior drink to meths

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#221

the wankers don’t drink it 'cos they can’t afford it

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