Friday Selfies

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#1

rules:

  1. selfie
  2. taken today

#2

hoping the gorgeous backdrop distracts from my face


#3

[sigh] I’m going to be drawing a LOT of spunking cocks today


#4

Did anyone in your office question what you were doing?


#5

there are tiles on that wall. I think he’s doing a poo.


#6

just told them i was updating my tinder


#7

At work, currently in a windowless office. Wearing a fucking clip on tie. Sad face.


#8

My boss pointed out to me that my splint makes me look like I’ve taken up falconry as a hobby.


#9

Someone photoshop a massive bird onto that arm pronto!!!


#10

How many “uh oh wanking injury?” jokes have you endured?


#11

Not sue what’s going on with my face here tbh.


#12

Two including this one!

Edit: it helps that my lower arm was in plaster for six weeks. Surely nobody is that vigorous…


#13

Really good mug, and face.


#14

4 selfies in - 4 bearded white dudes. And people say this place isn’t diverse.


#15

Hullo, i’m on a bus in islington looking goofy.


#16


#17

Mad skillz, Eps, mad skillz


#18

I’m a man of many talents.


#19

*talons


#20

FUCK