is that a dwarf hamster? my sister had one when she was a kid. I always thought it was cruel to keep in the cage, so I used to let it have free reign in my bedroom. with the door shut, obviously
anyway, one day my sister busted in to my room and stood on the hamster. it was shaking like fuck and my sister was beside herself with grief and I wasn’t sure what to do with the hamster. flush it down the loo? chuck it out the window. luckily, it carked it about a minute later and we buried him in the garden.
great story