#98

Food poisoning, day 3. Spewing constantly into a bucket. Sudden explosive diarrhoea every few minutes where there must be about four-second gaps between stomach pain and the most foul-smelling clear fluid imaginable. So bad that it makes me sick again. A couple of times i’ve had to shit (mostly) in the bucket. The bucket contents have been knocked on the floor. Shat the bed quite severely this morning. There’s literally sick and feces everywhere…and a parrrŕrrtridge in a peeaaaarrr tree.

#101

They have them in Starbucks in America. Freaked my nut right out.

#102

Anyone else noticed that bananas are terrible these days - almost always get a couple that are 90% bruised mush.

  • Yeah I have noticed that, not great!
  • No I’m not on bananabook !

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#104

I’m a loose man myself

#105

Pit stop with the aul lad

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#108

Or storing them incorrectly.

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#109

yeah. asda and tescos are all either awful or take two weeks to ripen. i have better results with lidl but my favourite is to go to sainsburys local and get some of the ripened fairtrade ones for 2p each

also having a lot of bother with courgettes. i think maybe people are being too rough with loose fruit. i’m not one to squeeze things before i put them into my basket but i might be in the minority?

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#113

supermarket fruit and veg is the pits, maaaaaan

edit:
just because i can

#115

this is what i suspect tbh

i’m not #hating because i’ve been a half-arsed, hungover student twat that works in a supermarket but the way some of the lads chuck the bananas in the box cant be helping.

I’m also worried it’s a wider trend - there’s been a lot about that banana disease and how they’re all genetically identical - maybe this is us running out of bananas?

#116

i do all i can, but maybe i’m giving them too much weight on top. I usually think they need to go nearish the bottom of the bag and can handle some other veg/fruit resting on top? Maybe they need prioritising.

#118

can 2017 get any worse!!

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#119

Quite.

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#120

Hope you feel better soon

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#121

Stayed up til 5am drinking whiskey and playing trivial pursuit didn’t I. Feel shocking.

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#122

Classic unlucky :slight_smile:

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#123

this ‘plumbs’ ad i’ve just seen has absolutely done me

#125

laughed out loud at the way she said bread sauce looks like jizz

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#126

hopefully those vegan people who eat 25 bananas a day will raise awareness of banana disease as it’s immune to fungicides and the poor bananas could probably do with all the help they can get.

who do you reckon is a fruit squeezer on here? always astounds me when people stand there for ages touching every bit of the fruit and veg instead of assessing what looks the best then moving on with their shop.

#127

Antoinette! Is this Catsdown or normal Countdown? There was a big furore on the Countdown forum during her octorun where one of the biggest bozos on there said he didn’t like her hair and that it made her look old.