“Numbers, can we go to this thing in 4 months time?”
looks up from phone
“yeah whatever”
This has happened to me so many times.
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Do you see where you went wrong
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i am having a second breakfast
going to the isle of shite later 
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jackie
When it’s that far in the future I assume that I’ll be a happy and sociable person by then
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oh ffs. had that familiar “why is everything quiet” feeling on the way in today so knew something was up. even run into mr & mrs @keith just swanning about town.
should i go home? might go home
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I’m having breakfast in Wirksworth. 136km left today. Its quite windy, there is a lot of standing water about (this is now the cycling thread)
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Actually feeling really smug about taking a hard line on this stuff. The other day 'er indoors said “[former colleague I’ve met maybe twice] has invited us to her wedding reception. It’s a ceilidh, so I’ll go and then I’ll make up an excuse why you can’t come nearer the time.”
Perfect. Frankly, she’s lucky to have etc.
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you should go home! We’re only off on monday, not today, but I’m hoping that the gym is dead at lunchtime and I can have a private pool sesh.
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Why does that look like Iwan Rheon?
I can’t believe you’ve done this. Again.
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i’ve got something that needs doing so might try to get that done then also fuck off to the gym and just not come in monday
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Hi everyone! 
to Hamburg later and it’s gonna piss it down all weekend WOO!
The good thing about a ceilidh is that you can feign an ankle injury and then quite legitimately just sit on the sidelines and get pished while everybody else gives themselves a stitch doing strip the willow.
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ooh you’re going well. don’t get swept away.
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really really not in the mood for work today m9s
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I don’t think either one of the happy couple is Scottish or Irish, so I might just claim I’m boycotting it for being cultural appropriation. Good way to make sure I’m not invited to anything else for a while, too. Everybody wins.
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what are you Scottish people on about?
