That would involve moving tho
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Doesn’t feel like a Friday at all, does it? Funny how Christmas completely fucks up our perception of whichever week it’s in.
She stashed cash in the attic, like a chump.
She thought he’d nicked it to make a nest with. As it turns out he’d just moved it. Also, she had a dog at the time and the squirrel stole his bone-shaped biscuits and my mum discovered them stacked into a near perfect pyramid behind the washing machine. What a GBOS
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Have you been in a helicopter before?
Oh hello!
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Yeah, did some work experience with them a decade ago and it was funnnnnnn
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Might just stay in after all. Who needs fresh air and exercise anyway 
Went to the fridge to get some smoothie but my dad had taken it into his room coz he’s hungover too. Ffs dad.
THERE’S A TERRIER JUST CHILLING OUT ON THE DASHBOARD OF THE PEST CONTROL VAN OMG
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Professional dog.
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I woke up at 10:15 after going to bed about 11pm. Solid sleep.
Bf has gone to golf so I’m watching my fave Broad City episode (the co-op one) for the 100th time and then I’m gonna go down the gym.
Beg u pet that dog from me
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Bread machine crew 
On it
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Sorry to dampen your enthusiasm, and I don’t know if you’ve noticed but that piece you’re holding appears to be broken, which might hinder the assembly of whatever you’re building.
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Was that tip in your magazine? I feel like I’ve read it somewhere before.
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Is there a thread for bread