Man, I am getting like, no work done today
Moved onto giving yourself a manicure now?
Xylo please record this
If Green Day want to buy this off me, they can (probably better than any of their lyrical output after Warning…oooohhhhhhh)
It’s my colleague’s birthday and she just got offered a new job she reeeeally wanted, I am so glad I bought prosecco to have alongside her cake. Going for churros and ice cream at lunch. What a day.
Nah, I was doing my weekend makeup, it takes ages
Ooh are you going to loop and scoop? I have never seen that place without a queue it’s so busy.
Yep! I’m hoping it’ll be a bit more chill on a rainy weekday afternoon but that doesn’t seem to stop everybody the rest of the time
Could have reported him to his superiors.
Mind you, odds are probably 50/50 on whether he’d be disciplined or promoted.
ach sorry @anon89873996 @anon75298087 but i’ve got way too much packing to do here, vastly underestimated it. another time!
I’ll revise those odds to 1/99.
Did an actuachuckle at ‘report to his superiors’
Would absolutely get a slap on the back and a promotion. Same as the police
No worries
I can’t think of many sports less punk than Rowing. Except maybe for horse dancing, which as we all know, isn’t a real sport.
Lawn bowls
think I’m going to listen to A Tribe Called Quest and Jurassic 5 all day
morning all
2.5 hour journey to work this morning due to overrunning engineering works, traffic jams and a signal failure. good to see that i’m making up for lost time by doing no work, which is easy as it’s a ghost town in here today - 4 people out of 20 have turned up
already thinking about lunch. i don’t want to have a McDonalds just because they’ve started the Monopoly thing again and it always sucks me in, but tbh i’m clearly going to get one.
did you read that article a while back about how all the prizes in the US version of the monopoly thing were won by one guy and his mates as part of a massive scam over a few years