From June 1st...

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…twelve months in prison for anyone who uses the term ‘overnight oats’.

Thanks for listening.

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Any possibility of early release of parole?

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Is this what the TV show Porridge is about?

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Free board and lodging in prison. Tbh I’d take it.

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moonlight muesli

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Only if you release the Street Salad four

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I’m Quaker-ing in my boots.

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sounds like a bit of a GRUELling task, policing this

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I’m alREADY planning to BREK out of prison,
But it might not be OATSO SIMPLE!

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Paroled oats

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  • Alpen
  • All Puns

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Daryl Hall won’t be pleased

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Someone at work sent me a recipe for overnight oats the other week. Reckon I could have figured it out on my own with a bit of experimentation.

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I’m so sorry

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image

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can we tack on anyone using the term ‘tap room’ to refer to a pub or bar?

  • aye
  • nay

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I find tap room means you can only buy a thimbleful of beer for £8 and it tastes like burnt flowers

helpful term cos I can suggest going somewhere else

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Tbh “overnight oats” = shagging

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Going to call it cold process porridge now because I reckon that is even more annoying.

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Gonna sow my overnight oats tonight, that’s for sure!

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