fry ups are not very good

what you should do instead, is the following

nice bread, seeded if possible, lightly toasted
plenty of butter
3 hash browns
4 rashers of streaky
2 fried eggs - stab the yolk and spread over the bread so every bite is yolky
wiltshire chili farm caribbean sauce
a nap

fry up elements that are better as a sandwich:

bacon
good toast
hash brown
fried egg
standard sausage (if good)

fry up elements that are better in a fry up

mushrooms
tattie scones
lorne sausage
good black pudding
eggs poached properly

fry up elements that are strange and useless

beans
tomato
standard sausage (if cheap and shit which they ALWAYS are in a fry up)
chips
bad black pudding
eggs poached the cheating way
bad toast

(I’ll leave the detailed bad opinions about what to drink to other people, the correct answer is a lager while still in bed to get your appetite going)

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The

Absolute

State of all of this.

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WIGGYYYYYY!

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Lilke “Bad Toast” as a band name though.

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Food is not very good:

Foods that are good foods:
Food

That’s literally what this is.

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Spaghetti hoops instead of baked beans

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Alphabetti spaghetti, so you can tell your TV to “get up you lazy twat” on toast

Beans, mushrooms and eggs are all disgusting so i rarely go for fryups

I don’t think I’ve ever eaten the tomato thst came with a fry up

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I have when it’s been overcooked but I don’t like tomatoes until they’re overcooked so I usually don’t.

recently switched to bacon ‘medallions’ not as good but keeps my george forman easier to clean

I’m a recent convert to streaky bacon

not a fan, doesn’t george foreman well

“What can I get you today”
“Hi mate, hash brown sandwich please. No sauce, ta.”

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try hash browns in a fried egg sandwich, srsly

(split them in half so they’re not the dominant force)

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T-shirt idea
#brown

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Breakfast foods are my favourite foods. I’d rather die than never eat baked beans again

Finally someone brave enough to say what we’ve all been thinking

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Egg and hash brown sandwich - nice
Eggs and hash browns alongside other items of your choosing to create a ‘fry up’ - also nice.

Why is this an issue?

Always thought it was spelled lawn sausage.