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#323

One of my fave childhood memories is watching Live and Let Die on tv when I was 10. Never heard of Bond and had no idea what to expect. Totally blew me away - the music, non-stop action, excitement, peril and a flying speedboat.

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#324

I hate fucking James Bond.

Stop fucking him then!

#325

Can’t stop laughing imaging Bond, James Bond pressing the button on the traffic lights and just standing there waiting for the green man so he can cross

Or not waiting and then doing one of those jaunty half walk half runs when he sees a car coming

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#326

I have very fond memories of that film. No doubt it’s dodgy as fuck but yeah

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#327

Dropping his laser pen and going “oops!”

#328

getting shot in the first scene and spending ages in hospital and then just dying

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#329

You know what I’d love?

A Brosnan continuation film that explicitly focuses on Bond at the end of his career, tying up loose ends.

Now that he’s a full on silver fox he could play Bond in his 60s, full beard. Officially retired but still haunted by some of the Cold War shit he had to deal with, tapping up his contacts for one last jaunt to take down some deep state fash sickos. All set in winter, everyone in classy coats and soft focussed. Moody, “gritty”, a few brutal fight scenes, no real gadgets, an age appropriate Bond girl who calls him out for a lifetime of being a prick. More Le Carre than Fleming.

In the end he dies as an act of heroic self-sacrifice, but you find out it’s all been for nothing.

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#330

Popping a viagra before going to bed with some past Bond girl one last time

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#331

imagine bond in your local tesco, buying a meal deal and a cheeky pack of four lagers

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#332

Imagine James Bond coming out to a sold out audience

#333

Scooby Doo cinematic universe got dark as fuck.

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#334

I wish, can’t believe anyone likes Scooby Doo

#335

Yep this is true. Although I had Connery down as this, ‘preferred their earlier stuff’ etc

License to Kill was the first one I remember really getting into as a kid. And thinking about it now it kinda subverted the usual Bond narrative with Bond gone rogue.

Dalton’s great too. Can’t really remember the living daylights, mind.

#336

I served Timothy Dalton lunch once, he was very nice and much as you would expect in terms of manner.

#337

There’s definitely not enough interesting things about James Bond to justify 333 posts

#338

I think you missed this post

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#339

brownnnntrouser

doo dee dee doo

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#341

Gonna go out on a limb and say he seems like a good sort.

Like how him and Brosnan turn up in the Pegg/Frost films as the villan reveal

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