Dropping his laser pen and going “oops!”

getting shot in the first scene and spending ages in hospital and then just dying

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You know what I’d love?

A Brosnan continuation film that explicitly focuses on Bond at the end of his career, tying up loose ends.

Now that he’s a full on silver fox he could play Bond in his 60s, full beard. Officially retired but still haunted by some of the Cold War shit he had to deal with, tapping up his contacts for one last jaunt to take down some deep state fash sickos. All set in winter, everyone in classy coats and soft focussed. Moody, “gritty”, a few brutal fight scenes, no real gadgets, an age appropriate Bond girl who calls him out for a lifetime of being a prick. More Le Carre than Fleming.

In the end he dies as an act of heroic self-sacrifice, but you find out it’s all been for nothing.

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Popping a viagra before going to bed with some past Bond girl one last time

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imagine bond in your local tesco, buying a meal deal and a cheeky pack of four lagers

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Imagine James Bond coming out to a sold out audience

Scooby Doo cinematic universe got dark as fuck.

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I wish, can’t believe anyone likes Scooby Doo

Yep this is true. Although I had Connery down as this, ‘preferred their earlier stuff’ etc

License to Kill was the first one I remember really getting into as a kid. And thinking about it now it kinda subverted the usual Bond narrative with Bond gone rogue.

Dalton’s great too. Can’t really remember the living daylights, mind.

I served Timothy Dalton lunch once, he was very nice and much as you would expect in terms of manner.

There’s definitely not enough interesting things about James Bond to justify 333 posts

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brownnnntrouser

doo dee dee doo

Gonna go out on a limb and say he seems like a good sort.

Like how him and Brosnan turn up in the Pegg/Frost films as the villan reveal

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Has he had a time machine yet from Q? If not, is this in No Time to Die? I’d like to see him fight some dinosaurs with a Victorian street kid sidekick

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