#225

Would you make a good spy?

  • Yes
  • No

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I would. No need to explain why, you all know.

#226

haha of course i wouldn’t, that would be an insane profession for me to have. instead i work a job that’s totally plausible for requiring international travel and getting close to the richest people in the world: books.

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#227

Do you… do you sleep with the books?

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#228

[drunken wink and comment about them all being bound, vomits on own shoes, passes out]

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#229

“Do you expect me to talk? Because if it means avoiding any kind of pain or just awkwardness, I will”

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#230

i think i’d be good at the schmoozy bit of spying, but not the

guns
poker
action
actual work
tech knowledge

so it’s a bit like me on a ski trip with friends: i’m the guy with wine in the jacuzzi and then i hang out at the bar but i can’t do the ski bit

also if you were a criminal you’d absolutely never play poker would you. CRAWLING with spies

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#231

I liked it when he just started driving a BMW saloon car, to further appeal to estate agents.

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#232

If I ever skip a long queue of traffic at a roundabout by going down the right turn only lane and going all the way round the roundabout to go straight on. I always do the bond theme “de de derr derrr!” as I’m going round. It feels like a bond move.

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#233

Yeah, I mean this in the nicest way possible but you’d be terrible :smiley:
I’d be great cause I’m stubborn. Won’t even talk to my neighbours if I hear a noise after 9pm, if you think I’d chat to someone who tried to shoot me you’ve got another thing coming. I would fucking end them all.

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#234

Lot of skiing in James Bond too, so you’re definitely not suited to it

#235

yeah poker and skiing seems to be oddly specific for spy stuff.

#236

Lack of tolerance to pain
Inability to drink heavily without passing out
Poor eyesight
Bad memory
Antipathy toward Queen and Country

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#237

“Please, kermit bond, think of my family!”
“Should’ve thought about them before you put that HEINOUS scarf on.”

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#238

Guys… can I just point out that James Bond is not a spy?

#239

the only time xylo went to vegas in his youth and thought oh cool, strip clubs must be amazing here, he came out over a grand lighter having had no dances. but that’s a story for another extremely sad and drunk time

#240

Course he isn’t.

:wink:

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#241

Statham would make a good Bond for a totally fucking mad reboot where it’s a cross between Crank and any other Statham film ever.

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#242

NONE TAKEN

If I could stop the evil bad guy with a thumb war, I’d be well in. But shooting at people and jumping out of planes and stuff? Nah.

#243

and also sounds like a skinny bond girl

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#244

oh yeah, this too.

“For England, sadpunk”
“errrrr…”

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