Fucking sick of the Aesop love

Need a new fablesmith to knock him off his fucking perch. Smug dickhead.

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Integrated Tech Solutions was great

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New personal brand idea: The Aesop of Tik-Tok

Aggpass’ Fables: the pizza and the scissors

The lad was absolutely obsessed

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I’m an ass man
Yeah I’m an ass man (Yeah!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I’m gonna kick 'em

'Cause I’m an Ass Man
Yeah, I’m an Ass man
Yes I’m an Ass man (OH!)
I’m an Ass Man

So many asses, so little time
Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime
I’m a lover, of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behind

I’m an Ass man
Yeah; I’m an Ass man
Yes I’m an Ass man (OH!)
I’m an Ass Man

Buns of glory,
Buns of steel
Your lies won’t give away the truth of how I feel

You walk behind me,
I feel the heat.
That’s why the girls don’t walk behind me down the street

I’m an Ass man
Yeah; I’m an Ass man
Yes I’m an Ass man (OH!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I’m gonna kick 'em

I’m an Ass man
Yeah; I’m an Ass man
Yes I’m an Ass man (OH!)

- Aesop

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Fables can gtf in general

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Aesop!

Get the fables!

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Apparently he had a business selling long handled spoons with a cup shaped bowl

The Soup Scoop Hut

Yeah he was an ass man alright

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Genuinely thought this was about the Aesop Rock listening club thread at first

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Whose round is it?
Down that beer quick smash my glass back down fall over the table
All rowdy and pissed
Seems the only difference between mid week shit and weekend is how loud I speak
And whether I try to pull a girlfriend
That’s it who’s got dough?
Hey, you know I’d pay but I’m broke, only got coinage to show
Putting off walking home on my own to my throne
Two empty takeaways ashtrays and remains of the day stoned
Pick a bottle off the table, peel the label tell a fable

- Aesop

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thought this was gonna be about the overpriced hand cream cunts