Fucking sick of this every year

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Imagine how the plankton must feel

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Rodney, you bioluminescent plonkton

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Turn that light off, it’s like bioluminescent plankton lighting up the Welsh coast in here!

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Have you seen it irl tho?

These people don’t seem to have considered the possibility that these fish might simply be taking the piss

Agreed! Also:

FUCK OFF!

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Fully expect the moon has something to do with this.

Oh I bet that cunt is responsible.

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Seemingly forever linked…

‘How to see this month’s Bioluminescent Plankton Supermoon’

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I hear the moon is right

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Plankton Supermoon sounds like one for the @epimer list

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Fuck off

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Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide in a

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Went swimming in a loch in Scotland in 2020, and there were bioluminescent lads there. It was reaaally cool.