https://electricballroom.co.uk/indie-brunch-feat-noasis/
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never heard Cod Bites & Chips, are they any good?
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Suppose if it keeps a venue open fair enough at the moment. I wonder if it just isnāt viable for bands to do this type of thing.
On the other hand a tribute band and a ābottomless brunchā is just hell.
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Tables only
Socially distanced
Limited capacity
Cod bites ft. Chips
Ā£6/5 NUS
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What I wouldnāt give to go to a bottomless brunch as an oasis tribute band play a rousing rendition of āDāYou Know What I Meanā
*bottomless rum punch
The brunch and the bottomless being not next to each other confused the fuck out of me.
Try as I might I canāt get annoyed about this.
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nah, all been done before. Just dressed up as something new.
ROSCOE: Waiter waiter
WAITER: Yes
ROSCOE: Thereās something wrong with my burger itās all just fell on the fucking floor
WAITER: Itās a bottomless burger so thereās only bread at the top
MARLON: Oh em gee you are so embarrassing you donāt get bottomless food
ROSCOE: Fuckin hipster trends man
NOASIS: Oh yeah / Definitely I need to know / How your garden recedes / Cause I donāt wanna fly / Long ago, did you never feel the healing effects / In the afternoon sun / As it dries me to the flesh
ROSCOE: And this fucking Noasis band, the joke is really poorly realised and doesnāt work. Just eating some soggy bread while looking at dismay at the burger innards strewn about the floor and listening to this laboured shite
NOASIS: Definitely I need to stay grounded / Wanna die, donāt wanna live / Definitely I want to drown / Definitely I believe everything / Maybe Iām different to you / We hear things they always hear / Me and you are going to die finitely
MARLON: Oh lighten up Roscoe this sort of shit is the panacea of the nation
NOASIS: Ey thanks for that song, we love Blur and now weās gonna play a few more numbers - āHeās Acousticā follered by a few choons from our album āSitting on the Perineum of an Elfā
ROSCOE: Absolutely fucking not
MARLON: At least the Noel one is passionate about limiting the spread of the novel coronavirus covid 19
ROSCOE: I canāt tell them apart, which is Yessel and which is Truthis
WAITER: Was it really worth editing to make that extra joke
ROSCOE y
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Iāll bet that the rum element of the punch is homoeopathic if one pint is the equivalent offer
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This brunch, do you reckon you get a roll with it?
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Booked!
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Later, at The Electric Ballroom
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Canāt believe none of the ire has been aimed at the fact that apparently 12 till 5pm is classed as brunch time
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Got to admit though my fascination with tribute acts and their names leads me down some youtube holes
Ā£35 each/Ā£200 for table of 6ā¦
I want a lot of cod bites for that please
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As i said to my mates, surely thatās afternoon teaā¦
Also the bottlomless punch is only from 12-1 when presumably half the crowd will still be outside, unless doors are at 8amā¦
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Donāt like thinking about cod with no bottoms
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Can we all chip in and send someone to this please? Busting to see a picture of Adidas man, in his late 40s, who still likes the idea of indie discos getting stuck into a childās party meal whilst drinking a pint of Carling, and with fake-Liam giving it V-signs in the background.
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