Full Names which should be one name really if we're honest about it I mean come on

Frankocean (rhymes with dankeschön)
Bennevis (Beh-nuh-viss)

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Terrific thread, thanks for sharing.

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edits

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Boniver (bonnyvear)

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My threads are like the life of pablo

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(Just as full disclosure here, I am of the opinion that people’s first names should be one syllable where possible, two tops so I don’t really fully buy into the thread premise but hope to enjoy participating nonetheless)

Too long?

Cher

The Theaudience

Mad Donna

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Scochegg

Shaniatwain (Shan-yat-wayne)

This thread is brilliant despite being objectively appalling on almost every level

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