Full Names which should be one name really if we're honest about it I mean come on

names

#1

Frankocean (rhymes with dankeschön)
Bennevis (Beh-nuh-viss)


#2

Terrific thread, thanks for sharing.


#3

edits


#4

Boniver (bonnyvear)


#5

My threads are like the life of pablo


#6

(Just as full disclosure here, I am of the opinion that people’s first names should be one syllable where possible, two tops so I don’t really fully buy into the thread premise but hope to enjoy participating nonetheless)


#7

Too long?


#8

Cher


#9

The Theaudience


#10

Mad Donna


#11

Scochegg


#12

Shaniatwain (Shan-yat-wayne)


#13

This thread is brilliant despite being objectively appalling on almost every level