Fully Democratic Rolling Christmas Advert Shit-O-Meter

John Lewis and some really shit looking CGI dogs

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Sainsbury’s DiS-alike office drone misses his family, clones self, sings song

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Mrs Claus helps one solitary nerd get a gift for his sister because he’s a fuckin nerd

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Argos snow monsters wanton violence in the streets

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not seen sainsburys yet

Something about a Robin eating a mince pie

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James Corden sings

This classic from the late 90s:

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Brexit twat thinks Lidl imprison their turkeys, actually sees how lovely their conditions are, boots around a few apples for them then undoes her own work by eating the fuck out of one at the end

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They’re all Brexit aren’t they, those Lidl deniers

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Massively. ‘Where do they get their beef? I do hope it’s sincerely British’. Bet she’s yammed loads of horse-meat lasagnes in her time.

Two practitioners of different religions buy each other the same present.

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Heathrow Airport cockney teddy bears come home tweefest

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  • Not even on Londonbook m8

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  • :poop:
  • :christmas_tree: :gift:

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Ruth Jones does some awful ‘smeel the fart’ acting around Tesco before Boff turns up with a solitary box of mince pies

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An anthropomorphised carrot is used as an instrument of torture for a malnourished reindeer

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i think i’ve heard enough to make my decision

Idiot on a coach 4G connects to his family and does charades with a dog and they say its grubby disco or something equally shit

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Would have to tell that man to shut his awful face up within about a minute of his antics

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Cartoon woman leaves magical gifts for kids she doesn’t know as she walks home

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