Funniest joke at the Fringe: Part 2 - The Regigglening

Winner

“I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ - I think I might have florets” - Olaf Falafel

Runners up

  • “Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy” - Richard Stott
  • “What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh” - Milton Jones
  • “A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. - That’s 20 cows’” - Jake Lambert
  • “A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it” - Ross Smith
  • “Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning” - Ross Smith
  • “I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it” - Adele Cliff
  • "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging - Richard Pulsford
  • “To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian” - Mark Simmons
  • “I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts” - Ivo Graham

Great stuff hey?

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Jokes aren’t funny any more

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Well, that’s my time at the Fringe this week sorted.

I’m just staying home because I hate comedy

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Not great…

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Better than the last bunch of supposed best of fringe jokes

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Ivo Graham is the best one.

The rest you could probably make up in primary school

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That winner is the worst one of the bunch, what were they thinking?

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Broadly agree with this. Might mark the florets one up slightly

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The cows one is probably the best, followed by the sleep one

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Some of them aren’t bad, the winner is the worst one.

I like the cowboy one and thesaurus.

Cows One is good but it’s also the only one I’ve definitely heard before.

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Raging that I didn’t think of that first

something about mad (as in angry in this context) cow disease

don’t judge me, I’m making these up on the hoof

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Quite like antidepressants, escapology and semaphore.

Florets is barely a joke.

Eton advent calendar is tortured heavy handed satire.

Thesaurus is dreadful.

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The cow one is hilarious, vindicates comedy as a form of expression

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That vegetable joke is fucking woeful

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Niche start to a tinder bio

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You can see the cogs turning, can’t you? He’s doing his shopping, notices that florets sounds a bit like tourettes, jots it down in his jokes notebook for later, little self-satisfied smirk playing at the edges of his lips.

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Lesson: if the hive mind of DiS came up with a comedy routine, we’d trounce these.

(Actually quite like a couple of those)

Genuinely think this

Is a full tier funnier than anything in this list.

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