The semaphore and cow jokes aren’t even new ffs. I like the Eton one.

Funnier than the no.1

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Today is the official opening day of the fringe and it’s already kicked off with a lot of opinions piling in about a number of issues. Some fun, provocative headlines: Is the Fringe too big? Does it need to be limited? Are the working conditions unacceptable? Are people being exploited? Should it be more regulated?

Everything goes back to the original founding idea which we all love, the Spirit of the Fringe. Started by performers, constantly reinvented by them, uninvited, unfunded, uncurated, unrestricted by anything except talent, determination and how they fund themselves to participate. For me, the Spirit can be summed up in the word: choice.

People come because they choose to, they want to participate. This goes beyond performance to embrace all those who come to work here, to help deliver the fringe and drink it all in.

Real entrepreneurship, self-investment and a lot of risk taking. And always, hopes and dreams. Some of which will be fulfilled and some of which will come to nothing or worse.

For performers it offers incredible career opportunities, for everyone else it’s not just a temporary summer job. I know many people with successful careers in entertainment, who started here – working front of house, on street teams, really mucking in. It’s a life changing experience.

Should all this opportunity to participate be eroded or taken away through restriction and limitation? No! It’s a month. It’s a festival, a celebration. It’s insane and marvellous.

Then we all go back to the real world, to study, to work, less hours, better pay, better conditions, but not half as much fun. Where else in the UK can you just get up and do it? So yes to entrepreneurship. Yes to people’s choice. Yes to open access. Let the performers and workers decide whether to come or not. Hands off our Fringe!

This one could do with some editing

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This the bloke who got me on the Fringe, people!

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Nicked this from Seinfeld didn’t he

Milton Jones is so shit

I hate the spirit of the fringe!

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JOKE TIME!

Spirit of the Fringe? Wanna chip in and get an exorcist?!

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Fringe? More like mohican
mohican me cringe

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Honestly, an audio recording of your average pun thread would go over better than these

Without wishing to defend some of these particular jokes, this kind of list is a bit like taking a single chord out of the context of a song - a good comedy set places one-liners or stories ina broader context which elevates them way beyond reading them in isolation.

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maybe the winner one came at the end of a grueling 80 joke run of largely bad-taste, increasingly tortured puns about vegetables and mental health

To use @Twinkletoes’s analogy, it was like the tierce de Picardie at the end of a relentlessly, crushingly minor drone perhaps

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Ha

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The comedy conkers list is better imho
conkers

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In Soviet Russia shit jokes laugh at you

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Would quite like to write my own fringe show in which I am faced with the challenge of reverse engineering a thematically tight hour long show from the shitty vegetable joke

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I don’t understand any of these

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Was good enough for The Lord / King David

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