It’s almost as though reading a list of jokes reduces the humour and impact.

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Hahaha!

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That your excuse for why your posts are shit?

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Jokes are touch listen your fucking shits

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To be honest, I had a little self-satisfied smirk after posting that one.

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On his joke claiming the top spot, Falafel said: “This is a fantastic honour but it’s like I’ve always said, jokes about white sugar are rare, jokes about brown sugar… demerara.”

I think I hate this guy

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Hate’s a strong word

Strongly dislike

No-Laugh Falafel

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hahahahahaha!

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That cow one is quite amusing

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Not sure heifer we can take these cow puns

Imagine travelling hundreds of miles to listen to these kind of jokes. Funnier than the fringe itself

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And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To be in the audience when Milton jones delivers his ‘funniest joke at the fringe’ nominated joke about brexit

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Quick! book me a plane, somebody’s make a pun about stevia!

Ftfy

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The semaphore and cow jokes aren’t even new ffs. I like the Eton one.

Funnier than the no.1

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Today is the official opening day of the fringe and it’s already kicked off with a lot of opinions piling in about a number of issues. Some fun, provocative headlines: Is the Fringe too big? Does it need to be limited? Are the working conditions unacceptable? Are people being exploited? Should it be more regulated?

Everything goes back to the original founding idea which we all love, the Spirit of the Fringe. Started by performers, constantly reinvented by them, uninvited, unfunded, uncurated, unrestricted by anything except talent, determination and how they fund themselves to participate. For me, the Spirit can be summed up in the word: choice.

People come because they choose to, they want to participate. This goes beyond performance to embrace all those who come to work here, to help deliver the fringe and drink it all in.

Real entrepreneurship, self-investment and a lot of risk taking. And always, hopes and dreams. Some of which will be fulfilled and some of which will come to nothing or worse.

For performers it offers incredible career opportunities, for everyone else it’s not just a temporary summer job. I know many people with successful careers in entertainment, who started here – working front of house, on street teams, really mucking in. It’s a life changing experience.

Should all this opportunity to participate be eroded or taken away through restriction and limitation? No! It’s a month. It’s a festival, a celebration. It’s insane and marvellous.

Then we all go back to the real world, to study, to work, less hours, better pay, better conditions, but not half as much fun. Where else in the UK can you just get up and do it? So yes to entrepreneurship. Yes to people’s choice. Yes to open access. Let the performers and workers decide whether to come or not. Hands off our Fringe!

This one could do with some editing

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This the bloke who got me on the Fringe, people!

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