Funniest Jokes of the Fringe 2018


#1
  1. Working at the jobcentre has to be a tense job – knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day. Adam Rowe

  2. I had a job drilling holes for water – it was well boring. Leo Kearse

  3. I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed. Olaf Falafel

  4. In my last relationship I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me. Daniel Audritt

  5. What do colour-blind people do when they are told to eat their greens? Flo & Joan

  6. I’ve got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it’s not easy. They keep moving the goalposts. Darren Walsh

  7. Trump said he’d build a wall but he hasn’t even picked up a brick. He’s just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project. Justin Moorhouse

8=) I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it. Adele Cliff

8=) Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off? Alex Edelman

  1. I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it’s like this all the time. Laura Lexx

#2

All of them are bad


#3

Quite like 1, 2, 3, 6 and 8.

The rest are poor. 7 barely qualifies as a joke.


#4

Number 6 is alright


#5

2, 3 and 8 are all right, I’d have laughed at them


#6

I like the 10th one, the rest can get in a fucking bin.


#7

6 and 10 for me, mates.


#8

No, it’s actually bad on accounts of how the premise is both weak and revealing of the punchline.


#9

Irks me that they called him middle aged, which seems to assume he’ll live to be 142.


#10

None of them as good as:

Astronaut 1: Hi mate, I can’t find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.


#11

Guess it depends whether these are one liners or within the context of a wider act?


#12

All bad. As already confirmed.


#13

I would have ‘liked’ the joke if someone had posted it in the jokes workshop thread

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#14

3 is a stolen Lee Mack joke
5 & 7 are rubbish
The 8s are middling

The others are all solid gags that were probably even funnier with good delivery.

You must be a right joyless taskmaster fan to not like any of these.


#15

Welcome to DiS.


#16

Scott Aukerman has a much funnier version of 3

8.2 is one of the standard twitter joke formats and therfore I can’t like it

None of them even made me smile obviously

Even fucking Elon musk has made 2. Elon Musk!


#17

You shouldnt ever be allowed to work as a comedian again if you’re doing jokes Elon Musk has made


#18

I work in the water/hydrogeology sector, this joke has been around for years. It’s a good one liner, I went through a phase of saying it to people when explaining what I do for work.


#19

That Justin Moorhouse one is shite


#20

You should sue