#111

That guy went from charming Wes Anderson character to asshole in a single sentence.

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#112

Oh mate, 10000% this. They’re one extreme or the other, JFC

#113

Now the two fish attached by their tongues, that’s a pagan celestial demigod I can get behind.

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#114

It reminded me of this- one of the first things I ever read on the internet, when I first got it in the late 90s. It’s still there! And also incredibly late 90s in many ways.

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#115

I’m a mer goat. A beast with a very powerful smell.

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#116

I’m a Capricorn (boring), a Leo rising and a Scorpio moon.
Truly the worst of all worlds

#118

Also Capricorn with Leo rising and libra moon. I think the summary was “likes fancy shit”. My mother is a real astrology nut.

The Capricorn descriptions are always “you’re a boring grey Tory accountant” but then the famous Capricorns are like Elvis, David Bowie, Patti Smith, Syd Barrett etc.

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#119

Omg no way!! Lovely moon sign though, incredibly jealous of that.

Hahaha properly laughing at this :smiley: exactly! We’re complex! Let us be.

#120

Pisces with a scorpio rising and libra moon here which I think means I’m the best?

#121

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#122

disclaimer - this wasn’t the picture with the characteristics I agreed with.

#123

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#124

Pisces :sun_with_face: Gemini :new_moon_with_face: Virgo :arrow_up:

My love sign is Aquarius which explains a lot really

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#125

It is when you’re fighting @kermitwormit but the rules of this 12-factor Rock Paper Scissors game are very complicated, much like Mornington Crescent.

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#126

Leo with Sagittarius rising and Sagittarius moon.

checkmate.

#127

Nooooo! Aquarius’ can be the absolute WORST, I’m so sorry to hear that. Aquarius and Gemini’s can gtfo.
There’s maybe a thread in this but imagine it’ll be flooded with men being like “star signs aren’t real” whilst simultaneously believing football scores mean anything.

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#128

ooh firey

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#129

unless the centaur is actually wind or something

#130

always thought Sagittarius was some kind of beefcake Hercules dude, but no, is a fucking goat man.

great.

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#131

things don’t need to be real to be fun, if someone asked me which lord of the rings character I identify with most on a date I’d practically propose on the spot

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