boromir btw
Yknow, I’ve never seen lord of the rings and part of the reason for that is because I’ve had SO MANY men with that fucking tree tattoo explain the plot to me that I feel I don’t need to. That’s my toxic trait- spite.
Gosh, this thread has become like one of @profk’s dates all of a sudden.
there can be no escape.
lord of the rings memes, check
gonna print out lord of the rings ‘which character are you?’ worksheets and bring them to my next date.
it’s so weird isn’t it, but I have had people also try to explain harry potter to me as if it’s not the most recognised franchise in the entire world
amazing It’s good though, it is good. But I bet you’d say the same about LOTR. I have a Harry Potter tattoo and it embarrasses me daily.
I have actually read 4 of them so have a passable knowledge in a crisis situation, but I was 13 when the 5th came out and I was literally like fuck that noise I’m going to drink cider in the park.
The last time I was truly happy
apparently I’m a triple Pisces. did I tell you that?
I’m basically made of tears
birth stone = amethyst year = dragon
Oh acorn you sweet, sweet person that’s awful to hear!
I know a translator for Harry Potter (she does a lot of other kids books in her small country too) and she says she knows the craze is over because the reaction from school talks isn’t “OMG OMG CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH” but now “that sounds like a cool job”
it’s great that it’s definitely not a thing and that I’m totally not pure watery emotion, isn’t it
would have thought he could use magic for this?
Edit- oof, got your terrible joke
I hope you have children and are fully licenced for that standard of joke
don’t even have that excuse!