Keeps going up to the counter in Argos before it’s his turn
goes to see the flaming lips live and gets really pissed then they start playing “waiting for superman” and he gets all giddy and says “hold my beer” and all his mates are rolling their eyes and are like “no clark pleeease??!”.
Stays over at a friend’s house and folds the sofa bed back into a normal sofa, only to find it wasn’t a sofa bed.
Given how jealously he protects his secret identity, I think it’s reasonable to assume Superman must have been in costume when this event occurred, in which case the man of uncertain nationality has, it has to be said, acted a little credulously.
Calls some guy on a bicycle a ‘Lycra wanker’ and when the cyclist replies ‘sez’ he can’t think of a witty retort until much later that evening.
At a party as Clark with Lois and some guy starts going on about how shit he is and calls him Superchump, and he gets really over defensive about how ACTUALLY he’s sure Superman’s doing the best he can and it’s all a bit fraught and awkward afterwards.
Superman attempts to buy a seven day season ticket to Cambridge but forgets his own strength
Finishes his morning tug to find a fresh cup of coffee on the bedside table
And a hole in the ceiling, with the neighbour’s cat peering cautiously though
