Funny situations you can imagine Superman in

Gets stuck on hold to TalkTalk. But like, for fucking ages.

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Superman, being impervious to pain, falls asleep for hours in the sun and is incredibly pink for four issues

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Nips round to the call centre itself where they make him stay on his phone, in the queue. Don’t even get him a chair.

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Superman accidentally tweets the word ‘covefefe’ and then decides to destroy the planet.

What about if he was doing a forward roll and his trousers split at the point where his arse was in the air and he had those white boxers with hearts on them on.

I hear you’re a racist now, Superman

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Clark Kent keeps breaking office stationery and equipment due to his strength (due to him being Superman). One woman absolutely lays into him, so he throws her at Portsmouth.

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Any of these:

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superman accidentally gets added to an email chain between lois, jimmy & perry about how they all know he’s clark and they’ve been taking the piss out of his shitty disguise for years

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Clark Kent is at the work christmas do and declines to join in when the DJ plays Black Lace’s ‘Superman’. Jimmy Olsen calls him a ‘square.’

Clark Kent is walking to work in the rain, and there’s a huge puddle across the pavement. In order to protect his secret identity, he has to walk through the puddle and spends the whole day with wet socks.

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Starts trying to incorporate a fedora/trilby into his wardrobe

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The x-ray department at Superman’s local NHS hospital has been hacked so he rocks up and starts diagnosing everyone, ‘yeah broken leg, NEXT… fractured rib pal, NEXT…’

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he’s staring at this bizarre madame tussauds’ waxwork of david walliams whilst eating a sandwich very slowly

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Superman uses his heat vision to warm up his gazpacho soup. The twat.

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Or watches The Royal Tenenbaums once and starts wearing a sweatband round his head like that tennis guy in it.

That’s enough tbf

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hey

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Sueprman gets really into Netrunner over the summer.

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