#142

Twitter outrage as Superman is filmed snatching televisions out of people’s hands in a packed black friday shopping mall

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#143

Turns up at one of those mra pick-up artist seminars

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#144

Can’t find his tent at Glastonbury

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#145

Goes home pissed and head butts the door of the Fortress of Solitude while fumbling around trying to put his keys in the lock. Goes to sleep on the door step and gets rained on.

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#146

Also spent the entire time hovering at the front blocking everyone’s view, pretending to ignore the bottles of piss being thrown at him.

#147

Really want to start turning some of these into comics but there’s probably some trademark issue preventing me
Might do it anyway

#149

Do it! (The comic, not the the getting sued part.)

#150

and Jimmy Olsen makes a face

#151

Superman spotted at Trump rally :frowning:

#152

superman insisting on being the map reader at a justice league orienteering teambuilding event, immediately gets everyone hopelessly lost

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#153

“Look if you’d just let me fly -”
“No, that’s the point, dummy.”
“Oh for god’s sake, BATMAN! Don’t wander off again!”

#154

Attaches a National Trust parking sticker to his cape.

#155

Why is his son smoking?

#156

Down the pub he accidentally says Michael Caine was the best Batman instead of Michael Keaton and refuses to back down, saying yes actually he did play Batman once and he was his favourite, you must not have seen that film, and every time someone tries to google it he melts their phones.

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#157

Spends ages talking himself up on the internet with alt accounts and calling anyone who criticises him virgins or bedwetters

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#158

Clark Kent leaves the office, goes back because he forgot his keys, jimmy olsen says ‘morning’, Clark Kent melts him for his weak bants

#159

Goes to watch a Marvel film, shouts about how shit it is and he could do that, no problem at every scene.

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#160

the flash sprints off ahead and finds the way, but superman won’t listen. everyone else follows the flash, while superman trudges off in the wrong direction, grumbling how they’re all a bunch of bastards and he doesn’t need them anyway

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#161

Forgets his boots and has to rescue a child from a bridge in his outfit and black dress shoes and feels self conscious and stupid

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#162

Appears on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and fails to eat some kanagroo bollocks given to him by Ant or Dec. Another contestant, (Roland Rat) calls him “SuperTwat” and the name sticks until Superman is voted out in week 3 for crying.

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