#163

would read about 12 issues based on this premise

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#164

And a TV series.
Staring Dean Cain.
The best and only Superman.

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#165

Continually fails his driving test, eventually passing on his 8th attempt.

Is heavily patronised by his instructor who refers to him as ‘my super-pupil’.

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#166

Fucking brilliant work here.

#167

but, like, dean cain now

s3 ep7 “oh shit”

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#168

*Curb theme plays *

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#170

Would be funny if he got asthma wouldn’t it.

#171

nothing funny about asthma Ant, what the hell is wrong with you?

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#172

Only if it was Superman, just him having to puff on an inhaler would be quite funny in my opinion. Sorry, I’ve got quite a twisted sense of humour sometimes!

#173

In the middle of the heatwave Superman is found passed out in the street due to wearing a suit and tie over his costume. Comes round as a concerned passerby is loosening his shirt. Everyone thinks he’s weird when he tells them to stop.

#174

Choking on a polo then realising he doesn’t need to breathe

#175

(presumably just waits for it to degrade in his throat)

#176

Buying a pack of Polos and making that joke about “I’m just paying for fresh air” because of Polos famously having a hole in them.

#177

has a tiny shard of glass stuck in his foot

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#178

Downs a shot with a tiny amount of kryptonite in for a dare, vomits everywhere destroying several streets

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#179

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#180

Attends the Brexit negotiations and accidentally agrees to something he didn’t want on the first day.

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#182

steps in dog poo, walks it all through the fortress of solitude

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#187

An American, an Australian and a man of uncertain nationality stand at the very top of the Empire State Building. The American says to the others, “Did you know that the updrafts up here are so strong that if you jump over the edge, they’ll blow you straight back on to the roof?”

The man of uncertain nationality says, “Not a chance. You’re having me leg”.

The American says, “No, it’s true. Here I’ll prove it”. And then he leaps over the wall surrounding the edge of the roof and falls from sight, before shooting back up and over the wall, and landing at the feet of the other two.

The man of uncertain nationality says, “Fuck me. That’s incredible! I’ve got to try this out”, and he jumps over the wall and plummets to his death below.

The Australian turns to the American and says, “Jeez, you’re a bastard, Superman”.

#188

Accidentally facetimes a friend when he meant to message and he’s in full costume :frowning:

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