Future career paths


#1

Ben Shepherd --> Crimewatch Presenter
Timescale: 10 years

Angela Scanlon --> Rebooted ITV morning current affairs show (Daybreak replacement)
Timescale: 3 years

Ortis Deley --> BBC News 24 Travel Show/Click etc host
Timescale: Probably already happened

Anita Rani --> Prime Minister of the World and loving mother to my three wonderful children
Timescale: Hypothetical

Wes Morgan --> Homes Under the Hammer host
Timescale: 5 Years

Now you do some.


#2

Literally no idea who any of those people are.

Bye.


#3

I know who the top one is. No idea about the others.


#4

All I know is he likes football and books.


#5

Oh for fuck’s sake. This fucking place.


#6

I agree with the top one.

You reckon Wes Morgan is the next Dion Dublin?


#7

I know 3/5. Can anyone top that??


#8

Can’t rule it out can we


#9

5/5.

Obviously


#10

Alright, I’ve looked them up. Bunch of presenters on TV for pensioners and one no mark footballer.


#11

Alright let’s do some of your fucking stupid ones shall we

Erm Wild Beasts --> 3rd Billed at Field Day
Timescale: Next summer

Fucking Bon Iver --> Taking up the ukelele or some shit
Timescale: Doesn’t fucking matter

Some fucking cyclist --> Pumping themselves full of PEDs
Timescale: Constantly

There you fucking go, idiots.


#12

I was going to do one with some prominent Netrunner players, but you’ve ruined it now with your sourness.


#13

YOU’VE ruined it with YOUR sourness more like.


#14

Josh Widdicombe & Ronnie ‘The Rocket’ O’Sullivan - Co-Hosts of a Big Break reboot - 5 years


#15

Antpocalypsenow --> Miles Jacobson
Timescale: 5 years


#16

Fucking love this Aggsy, thanks very much


#17

Antpocalypsenow --> head moderator in charge of drownedinsound.com
Timescale: after he topples theo, who’s clinging on to power like an absolute maniac


#18


#19

:wink: mum’s the word eh pal…


#20

Claude from Arsenal Fan TV - reminiscing over the ‘good old days’ under Arsene Wenger - October 2017