She uploaded a pic a while ago that was from a place 5 minutes away from my office and I gave serious thought to nipping out to see if I could catch a glimpse of her before coming to my senses and considering how fucking weird that would be.

Don’t intentionally watch The One Show, but occasionally we’ll be sat having dinner and the question ‘Why the fuck are we watching this shit?’ will be uttered.

Anybody claiming that this has never happened to them is a huge liar

Eat at the table. Obviously.

Hi.

I’m just happy that there are people like that in the world, your Anitas and your Alyses

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Jamie Vardy.

Sleazy nightclub owner - 5 years.

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Does Sunday brunch count?

Is that the one with the bald cunt and the really thick cunt? If so, yes, obviously.

it also had Richard Blackwood struggling to zest a lemon once

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Vardys - Magaluf’s Best VIP nite!! 11

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@anon82218317 - UN Secretary General, 2019
@ClicheGuevara - keykeeper to the gates of hell, 2018

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He’s got this written all over him:

SOOOUUUUNNNNEESSSSSSSSSSS

if you tick none of the above does this mean you watch them a lot?

I don’t understand the question

Is it “at least” that’s causing you trouble?

Yes i think it is

Ok.