I’m just happy that there are people like that in the world, your Anitas and your Alyses

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Jamie Vardy.

Sleazy nightclub owner - 5 years.

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Does Sunday brunch count?

Is that the one with the bald cunt and the really thick cunt? If so, yes, obviously.

it also had Richard Blackwood struggling to zest a lemon once

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Vardys - Magaluf’s Best VIP nite!! 11

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@anon82218317 - UN Secretary General, 2019
@ClicheGuevara - keykeeper to the gates of hell, 2018

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He’s got this written all over him:

SOOOUUUUNNNNEESSSSSSSSSSS

if you tick none of the above does this mean you watch them a lot?

I don’t understand the question

Is it “at least” that’s causing you trouble?

Yes i think it is

Ok.

They sometimes have some really big names on the One Show (like Tom Hanks), then they interview them for five minutes before cutting to a 15-minute segment of Gyles Brandreth visiting a Morris Dancing Museum or some shit, then they start interviewing the film star again.

I always wonder what the A-list celebrity must think about that.

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The way it flits between topics too. As you say, you’ll have Brandreth rambling on about Morris dancing and then the next feature will be about Fred West, before they end up asking their guests what colour kettle they have.

It’s basically This Morning compressed into 30 minutes.

The leaps from serious to silly found in This Morning are absolutely unmatchable though, truly astonishing at times.

The segment of This Morning where they jumped on the 50 shades bandwagon by putting nipple clamps on Schofield is one of the most bizarre bits of television ever. Imagine green-lighting that

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Yeah, a month or so ago Jake Gyllenhaal was on - they went from chatting to him to a segment about violence in prisons, then to an interview with a man in a wingsuit suspended from the studio ceiling.

I think Sheena Easton showed up for five minutes at the end as well.

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