THE FUTURE IS A LIE
I just want to be able to charge my phone and tase myself in the balls at the same time with one device, is that too much to ask
Those laser lighters - woah, that’s sci-fi
Induction hobs - am I right in saying they don’t get hot?
Pretty sci fi
Microwaves felt pretty sci fi when they were new
Still pretty sci-fi now tbf
Not mine, the plate things always falling off the plastic circle with wheels and going all wonky
The “heating” bit doesn’t directly, but in practice they’re in contact with a hot pan containing hot food, so, y’know
I appreciate this description and it makes perfect sense. But you’re right its very pedestrian when explained and I think I preferred ignorant terror. I’m going to force myself to forget reading it and go back to my dystopian electric nightmare.
I mean I’m kind of freaked out by all the wi fi and sat nav and radio in the sky. Im a bit too thick to get it really (not in an anti 5g Facebook way)
It is freaky and I really wouldn’t be surprised if 50 years from now people are picking through the ruins of our civilisation just flabbergasted that we were just blasting our brains with all those waves and beams and stuff.
Really long wire dragged behind them so they can communicate with their home planet
I dont know much about radiation but believe the frequencies that 5g and wi fi operate are way outside ionising range which is the gnarly shit we need to worry about as that can cause genetic mutations. As is the worst 5g can do to you is get your ass Rick Rolled
Or notes written with uranium pencils
Holograms. Did (astro)physics degrees and still don’t get them or trust them
If I didn’t know better I’d say you were being bankrolled by big leccy
UV rays on the other hand do cause cancer, dont trust solar power, buy big leccy
Dyson Air Blades.
Tell you what really freaks me out: wireless power
