Those laser lighters - woah, that’s sci-fi

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Induction hobs - am I right in saying they don’t get hot?

Pretty sci fi

Microwaves felt pretty sci fi when they were new

Still pretty sci-fi now tbf

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Not mine, the plate things always falling off the plastic circle with wheels and going all wonky

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The “heating” bit doesn’t directly, but in practice they’re in contact with a hot pan containing hot food, so, y’know

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I appreciate this description and it makes perfect sense. But you’re right its very pedestrian when explained and I think I preferred ignorant terror. I’m going to force myself to forget reading it and go back to my dystopian electric nightmare.

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I mean I’m kind of freaked out by all the wi fi and sat nav and radio in the sky. Im a bit too thick to get it really (not in an anti 5g Facebook way)

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It is freaky and I really wouldn’t be surprised if 50 years from now people are picking through the ruins of our civilisation just flabbergasted that we were just blasting our brains with all those waves and beams and stuff.

Really long wire dragged behind them so they can communicate with their home planet

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I dont know much about radiation but believe the frequencies that 5g and wi fi operate are way outside ionising range which is the gnarly shit we need to worry about as that can cause genetic mutations. As is the worst 5g can do to you is get your ass Rick Rolled

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Or notes written with uranium pencils

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Holograms. Did (astro)physics degrees and still don’t get them or trust them

If I didn’t know better I’d say you were being bankrolled by big leccy

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UV rays on the other hand do cause cancer, dont trust solar power, buy big leccy

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Dyson Air Blades.

Tell you what really freaks me out: wireless power

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Bluetooth audio

Remember the first time I connected my, at the time, iPod touch to a BT adaptor on my amp. Mind was blown.

Ended up hiding around the flat. Like behind curtains and in cupboards and things, waiting for somebody to come in the living room so I could scare them by playing 50 Cent really loudly out of nowhere.

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