I’ve put lazy and incompetent but tbqfh I think they’re just not as good at writing in GRRM’s universe as GRRM is and that’s all it is.

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If Microsoft hadn’t taken Paint away I’d be doing a LotR/GoT card mashup right now.

That’s something that book-wankers and TV-wankers alike can agree on tbh tbf tbc

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Get to it

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Speaking of accents, hasn’t anyone else noticed how weird Jon’s accent has become? Pretty weird.

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Snap.

yeah I noticed that in that last episode in particular. like he’s trying to be more northern. he’ll be rocking a flat cap and a whippet soon enough.

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:dizzy_face::dizzy_face::dizzy_face:

I AM FINALLY WATCHING EPISODES 1 AND 2. YAYYYYWOOOO.

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Live commentary please

Ooh didn’t see this at the time, but we both fell asleep about 20 minutes in so gonna rewatch both. Will post some live thoughts tonight!!

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Not a review of the episode(s) themselves, just a bit snuggly and drunk.

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What’s everyone’s preferred ending to this whole caper then?

Most people seem to expect Dany on the throne, possibly hitched to Jon Snow, but I’m thinking that this week’s episode might be suggesting that is not as likely to happen as we might think.

Personally, I’m hoping it’s something suitably bleak to match the overriding them of everyone dies, so either The Night King sitting on the remains of the Iron Throne or else Daenerys finally triumphing at great cost to those closest to her and Westeros in general, and then going full mad queen and burning a bunch of the surviving characters alive - let’s say Jon and Tyrion for good measure :thumbsup:

Rocky III freeze frame ending between The Night King and Jon Snow.

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Good call.

Also acceptable - Police Squad style freeze frame ending with added wig fell off…

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cutting off the greyscale will probably be the best scene of the season. I really enjoyed theon jumping off the ship. also I’ve grown to really like how cartoonish and shit euron is

With regards Euron, the show needs another pantomime moustache twirling bad guy with Ramsay, and prior to him Joffrey, out of the way.

Political machinations be damned, I just want to boo someone. And then miss them when they’re gone :cry:

My new theory about Jon and him finding out who he really is:

He goes to meet Dany, but refuses to bend the knee/won’t cooperate/does something Dany thinks is stupid and after her little pep talk with Olenna she’s like be the dragon, Dany!!! and gets Drogon to burn Jon. BUT HE SURVIVES!!! Taa daaaa, Jahaerys Targaryen

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Gendry and Arya as king and queen of all Westeros.

Night King as their comedic butler.

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