Would’ve been great if the white walkers drawn on the wall in the cave were very obviously hastily done by Jon Snow. Like the style of their drawings looked nothing like the rest

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Fuck off, mate!

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“and there’s something else your grace, here…”

*points to giant boaby*

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hahaha, great minds eh

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Aw I quite like Bran giving it some sass.

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That was my plan, but I already did a trial to watch Gomorrah… Might see if I can sign up again.

I thought iTunes/Google Play got them at the same time as Sky, but they don’t. Don’t mind paying seeing as I’ve stolen all the other ones, but it’s a right faff for one episode.

Was ace when he said “chaos is a ladder” and Littlefinger was like “oooooohhh”.

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way to crop a picture, crop master

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Would love it if Bran would warg into LIttlefinger and then just walk around dropping cryptic science on people, in a different accent each time.

Then Leeroy Jenkinses him straight into King’s Landing, and he actually ends up on the throne like he wanted.

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bran is being an obtuse cunt because:

  • if he outright tells people what they want to know it’ll fuck up the space-time continuum
  • he’s just a dick

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Littlefinger and Sansa might end up bonding over this. Littlefinger could strop into the courtyard and Sansa could say “what’s your fucking problem?” and he could reply “Bran’s being a total dick” and she’ll say “yeah what’s with that?”. Then they’ll spend a few hours making snide comments about him and the next day they’ll see Bran and he’ll start quoting those comments back at them, then they’ll throw him into a river.

Season 7 episode 5 right there guys.

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Episode 4 was super good fun.

Very minor annoyance - I know the Starks are all a bit traumatised and stuff, but I’d quite like it if these reunions were a bit more emotional. Maybe Jon’s and Arya’s will be? I’m quite worried that Sansa telling Arya that Jon’s heart will probably stop when he sees her is some kind of dramatic foreshadowing.

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enjoyed the heavily implied part of that sentence
"jon’s heart will probably stop when he sees you! he actually liked you!"

meow

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That’s an issue Sansa has, she keeps on getting reunited with people she didn’t really get on with.

Speaking of which, I forgot that Jon and Theon hadn’t seen each other in ages, couldn’t work out why they were staring at each other for a bit.

what’s going on with ned stark? seems like we haven’t heard from him in ages

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Yeah gf is a huge book wanker and she missed that. As Theon was getting out of his boat she was like oh it’s theon and I went “when was the last time Jon saw Theon?” and she went OH SHIIIIIIIIT :grinning: that was good

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all of these carvings show us the true enemy, khaleesi. it seems these mystical ancients had a way of dealing with them however. observe:

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WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! :heart_eyes:

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Mate, they opened the scene by saying, “Oh yeah, all the gold’s in King’s Landing so you don’t need to worry about anything happening here actually having any real bearing on stopping Cersei at all. These are just the stragglers to get back to King’s Landing.”

Also, fucking setting fire to the supply stuff. I mean your Unsullied are currently UNFED and really might have found that lot useful. Just burn the soldiers, FFS.

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might have been having a cig when that got mentioned. agree with the supplies, especially with winter here.