Quite enjoyed Tyrion’s “are we the baddies?” expression when he was trying to get Daenaeraeys to not be a dickhead, and quite like the idea of her turning into a shit, but that’s not gonna happen at this point…

Beyond what other people have said already, quite like how competent show-Cersei is compared to book-Cersei. She seems to be getting shit done quite effectively at the moment.

Looking forward to Ser Davos’ new cookbook Nothing Fucks You Harder Than Thyme.

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Hated the rowing gag and so fucking bored of Littlefinger and Sam.

Otherwise a good filler episode.

Bit pointless Littlefinger hiding that scroll in the mattress if he wanted Arya to find it, wasn’t it? Could have just left it on the table.

He was definitely confident in her abilities. She might have just tried the door, found it was locked then walked away. Littlefinger watching from the shadows, “for fucks sake”.

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I’d imagine he’s trying to isolate Sansa, so he becomes the only one she can turn to, but his general behaviour seems to be just based around being mysterious.

Speaking of which, what’s Qyburn up to with Cersei? I’m suspicious of this baby thing.

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gonna be totes awkward when the baby’s born black of hair and qyburn just looks at jamie and shrugs

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  1. think the only reason theyve given gendry a hammer is cause his dad killed jons dad with one, and now theyre both big friends
  2. theres no way they’ll kill the hound without giving him a big cathartic fight with his big bro

jamie’s gonna kill bronn isn’t he? or he’ll have to leave.

Definitely think it will be Jorah who gets killed.

Just been cured of a terminal illness, had an oh so happy reunion with Dany and then Tyrion gave him that special coin and told him to bring it back with him, surely he’s gotta be for the chop?

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Great, a lot of my favourite characters are all together, heading off to get zombified

Alright episode; liked seeing yer man Gendry and the fact everyone seems to use Seth Brundle telepods to get about now.

Summary

Jon: "You weren’t gone very long"
Daenerys: “We’ve got two fucking episodes left, chief”

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Enjoyed Tyrion trying to style it out past the guards, underager-into-a-nightclub style.

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Actually, it’s Dickon

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Really hope Creepy Jorah just dies already

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THE HOUND IS NOT DYING, SHUT UP

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C’mon, he’s needed for the followup spinoff buddy series, where he and Arya (probably) travel the world solving problems (would also accept Brienne).

Provisional title “Every Fucking Chicken”

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If it’s not this week’s episode then either use spoilers or don’t mention it, FFS

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Same over-egging for the audience as Casterly Rock not being abandoned as it should be: this was a play for us the audience not really for the characters so she had to really search to trick us too.

The whole ‘capture a zombie’ plot is completely fucking ridiculous. Appreciate it’s just a device to get the gang back together and some action north of the wall, but perlease.

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