Games that you've never seen anyone play in real life


#21

That’s ringing a bell, even though I haven’t read it in a long time. Must have a flick through it when I’m at my parents’ house next.

I’ve looked into that before! It’s quite odd. Spent a long time wondering what it’d be like to play it.


#22

Played Bridge loads in our 6th Form. It’s a great game.


#23

It’s a known fact that bridge doesn’t exist. Its just a cover for swingers.

If your parents say they are playing bridge… Well don’t think about it too much. Its probably fine.


#24

The tennis balls are soft too, they’re not bouncy and rubbery like normal ones.


#25

Uh huh. :wink:


#26

Gears of War


#27

Super Smash Bros.


#28

These lamassu at the British Museum used to be part of the gate of an Assyrian city. The bored guards scratched a board game into the base.


#29

I genuinely thought lacrosse was a game made up for the film American Pie until I got to uni and saw people walking around with lacrosse sticks. Must be a private school thing


#30

I don’t know how it works, really. Is it like hockey but with giant slotted spoons?


#31

Yeah I think so, except I guess it’s all up in the air instead of down on the ground (I have no idea what I’m talking about).


#32

OK I’ve just looked it up and apparently it was created by native Americans pre-Columbus. And they wear nearly as much gear as American football players.

It just looks like a crap version of hurling (another game I’ve never seen anyone actually play)


#33

Never seen hurling either. Except of the vomit variety


#34

Backgammons a really good game. Don’t think I’ve seen bridge being played but I wouldn’t recognise it tbf.


#35

MARLON: let’s read the sentence out

ROSCOE: OK then ahem, paedophile priest walks into a gay bar for the gays and says ace of clubs then ISIS comes out and they build a three of diamonds because something about DRUGS INJECTED UP A six of hearts and then they all made a tedious reference to ghxking Harambe

MARLON: can’t believe we crowdfunded this piiiiiiiissssss


#36

Never played it doe it might be rate fun


#37

I’ve been playing lacrosse for the last 6 months and I can confirm that it is indeed an extremely posh private school sport - I think I am the only state school person around and stick out like a sore thumb, The ladies version is pretty much hockey in the air, the men’s version seems like an excuse for them to run around and hit each other.


#38

Is it fun?


#39

It is actually. The poshness is putting me off quite a bit though.


#40

No such thing as bridge.

It’s just a cover for middle aged middle class swingers parties