Really enjoyed the first hour of Jedi Fallen Order just because I’m a sucker for Star Wars, but really hate the climbing stuff lifted straight from Uncharted, where you have only one way to go so its basically on rails.

I really enjoyed the first 2/3rds of it but the final few hours are a bit boring. The parts where it’s a bit of an open world survival horror are well worth playing though

Problem I have with gaming rn is that ultimately I’m in the mood to play FFVII Remake pt 2 now!

I finished the first chapter of MGSV this afternoon. I was really ready to ditch it there and then all the cutscene teasers made me think I want to play the rest of the game. Bastards.

Luckily, I’ve got RE2, Control and Spiderman to play through first (maybe I’ll save the latter two for after I Metal Gear Metal Gear).

I’m on chapter 3. Just makes me want cans in the forest again

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The amount of times I said “fuck off Daniel” while playing that game

I was very vocal about him last night. Little fucker

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Always thought this looked like a shit game for nerds

Dumps like a truck

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Let’s all pledge now to give our penis-having characters the tiniest willies possible to balance out all the enormous cyberdongs that the rest of the playerbase will inevitably have.

  • You have my micropenis!
  • No, I would like to pretend to not have a tiny penis for once in my life

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I’m just going to give my male character a gigantic arse. Giroud-esque. Just huge

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The game will run at 0.75 frames per second, but at least my true self can be depicted accurately

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We should get to see the first footage of Xbox Series X games today, shouldn’t we? Any idea if it’s a decent hour or 2am UK time?

Think it’s 4pm UK time.

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Fully ready to be let down by this, but here’s hoping this rumour is correct. Would be great if this was on Switch too.

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Reminds me i never played Andromeda, was it as bad as reviews suggest?

Wank

I’d give me another reason to put my PS3 away. But I always seem to find another excuse to keep it out. It’s a nice hdmi ps1

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I think Im losing my patience with MW guys. I was going to play it with my friends tonight but we gunna overwatch instead

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