just really sobering, isn’t it - a reminder that you’ll never get everything you want in life. there’ll always be a thin layer of liquid shit on things. can’'t even play a video game about spiderman without putting in the time sneaking around construction sites with two wankers.
maybe you think this is a bit hyperbolic, but I really hate it.
love how you’ve gone back to edit this 
must’ve really pissed you off!
couldn’t think of anything sufficiency snappy at the time, and parsers had already used ‘losers’ in his reply. wankers describes both of the non spiderman characters perfectly imo. I’m only halfway though, so fully expecting to have to do a couple of shifts as a warehouse worker or manage a small b2b marketing team or some shit.
I can only recall two or three 15 minute or so sections where you don’t play as Spiderman tbh
in the sequel they make you play as one of those wankers for the entire game smdh
My tactic was to use the Immortal armour, try to pepper her with fire/ exploding arrows and use the rush assassin thing if I got close enough.
And also She’s the hardest of the four so find the other one.
there’s a minigame that I wish they’d develop into something meatier, where you play as spiderman and do some web swinging and that, yeah.
Then I think the game you’re looking for is Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2
Currently reading this thread because they’ve made me be the little shit kid again
But its ok, because this time he’s in a dream world!!!
Ffs
WHY
let me guess, he has a strikingly similar origin story to Parker? Strong, ethical father figure who gets cut down before his time, a doting parent that’s still around, genius level intelligence, and trying to navigate his professional and academic career whilst balancing crime fighting duties?
sequel would have been fine if they’d given morales an even slightly different background tbh.
yes but he also likes rap so he’s actually very different
Just start on Hitman mate, none of this shite there
too far in not to finish it now. Gonna do Warhammer 40k Mechanicus next and then I’ll join you in the world of assassinations.
Look how annoying this is!!! How is this even a game
Did make me laugh though
its a porno sort of thing.
Phwoar
The audio made me think of this
Chessington world of assassinations.
Just googled to check, as all the reviews of this game just gave it 10/10 and didn’t mention the annoying kid, because why would they?
@profk guess how long this annoying kid mission lasts?
That’s right, 2 hours!
That’s basically a whole week of game-time for me.