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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a scheme that so united the architectural community - outside of those who worked on it (and not many of those were proper architects), I think opposition was near unanimous.

Not really followed this until last couple of months.
Why does everyone (citation needed) in London think it’s such a shit idea?

yeah, he’s not an architect actually. made the scale model that they show to investors etc.

cos it would be costly, unnecessary but most of all private - not public

I mean, I’m not in London but that’s what I read 3 years ago when they first started with the project

He’s quite lucky that cable cars have low running costs, else that one’d have been scrapped to, leaving him with a legacy of… well… not a lot at all.

Yeah. I’m not really a Sadiq Khan fan or anything but he’s definitely, or at least good at appearing to be, Getting Stuff Done. Genuinely seems he’s actually Done More Things in one year than Johnson did in 8.

That’ll close by 2022 at the latest, when the Emirates sponsorship deal runs out.

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much like Arsenal football club.

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Even that’s not the main problem with it (although it’s a big one). It was trying to solve a problem that doesn’t exist by building a bridge that by the trust’s own estimates would be SLOWER to use than walking to an adjacent bridge and using that instead.

Wasn’t the whole point of it that it it was to be mainly booked out to corporates for functions and whatever?

  • it was a private bridge, with restricted hours of opening to allow for corporate events.
  • it would ban bikes and cycles
  • it would obscure some of the most famous views in London
  • it would be located in a position that already has numerous bridges across the thames
  • it would be located in a position that already has issues with overcrowding from tourists
  • it would require that green space and trees held by a community land trust be removed and built upon
  • it would require large amounts of public money in its construction for what is a private enterprise employing few people.
  • That money was coming out of the transport budget when it clearly isn’t a transport scheme.
  • Boris also committed TfL to covering any shortfall in running costs (which, given its terrible business plan, it was almost certain to incur).
  • the operators of the bridge were going to track people’s phone signals as they crossed.
  • It wasn’t even that ā€˜green’ with few plants and a huge carbon footprint
  • It was going to be nothing like the images and models presented to the press and investors.
  • the whole procurement process was rotten, especially the involvement of Heatherwick’s firm

When I think of more, I’ll add them…

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It was one of they ways they claimed they were going to pay for it, yeah. They claimed it was only going to be something like 12 evenings a year, but chances are that would have just been the thin end of the wedge to make the principle acceptable before actually closing it 5 days a week all summer or something.

Unicycles, obvs

what was so rotten about Heatherwick’s involvement?

Oops. That was meant to say bikes and cyclists and then with a bit more after that: (i.e. not only would you not cycle over it, but you wouldn’t be able to wheel your bike over it either).

those poor gurkhas

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And all of December no doubt.

I genuinely don’t think I’ve heard of a more crushingly pointless infrastructure idea. Literally the only, ONLY, plus point of it was that ā€œit might look prettyā€ and I wasn’t even sold on that.

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It was shit mate

(I can see all my previous points have been covered)