Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man’s gone before. But I’ll probably stay in Aurora.

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She has very nice legs, but no self-esteem.

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I see nobody answered this. Pretty upset tbh

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For a security guard he had an awful lot of information, don’t you think?

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Sorry, I totally missed it the first time. I agree - he’d soon be found out. PewDiePie would be on the case.

what is going on in this thread?

Well Bam, the fact is, he’s the sponsor and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.

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I dropped my pen. *gestures for Bam to talk to him under the table*

@colon_closed_bracket, I’m going to be frank…

I’m low on gas and you need a jacket.

Just realised I have the power to edit thread titles - is the site broken or something?

I still don’t understand

… exactly!

well…have a good one anyway!

No.

Besides, she’s a psycho hose beast.

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Why is it if a man kills another in battle it’s called heroic, yet in the heat of passion, it’s called murder?

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What are you doing??

Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.

She makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

The irony is, I feel partly responsible for her self-nullifying behaviour.

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