General Policies Polls (Polls, no chat)

airlines should offer those over 6ft 2 the option of sitting next to the wing with the extra legroom free of charge:

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

Guacamole should come free as stadard with mexican food:

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

More flavours of toothpaste should be introduced by Big Toothpaste:

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

Peanut butter flavoured toothpaste you say?

when entering the UK via plane, the customs official should be obliged to greet you with ‘welcome home, Commander Bond’

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

all coats should come with matching gloves as standard and stored inside the pockets

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

Guacamole OR sour cream. Either/or, i’m not greedy - wouldn’t want both for free.

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chat should be allowed in the General Policies Polls (Polls, no chat) thread

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

pubs and bars offering cocktails should have a dedicated cocktail station and queue:

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

pubs should be fined if they are found not to offer at least 1 form of televised sport:

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

“bless you!” as an exclamation should be extended to other involuntary sounds such as coughs, hiccups, yawns etc

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

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aeroplanes should have a screen showing passengers where they are geographically located in real time. if they are found not to offer this, they will be heavily fined:

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

Enjoy going to the pub to watch sports with partner /friends because I can get away with reading my book without being told off for being anti social.

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for 6 months of the year “overalls” and “underwear” swap to become “underalls” and “overwear”

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

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every person should be offered an all expenses domestic holiday by the government. if you sign up to the scheme, you are legally obliged to go even if you draw a trip like camping in Watford:

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

When booking any hair cut you should be able to tick a box for

A) no fucking about, I want to be out of here in 25 minutes

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

B) absolutely no (non-haircut critical) chat

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

barbers to provide complimentary nosehair trimming services

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

Make @Aggpass prime minister imo

Opposite of this

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