#46

Imagine the hilarity when you get mixed up about what week it changes!

#47

Save it for the filth thread, Bammers! :smirk: :smirk:

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#48

i think it might be done by Borough actually. fuck!

#49

Defund the police and reallocate those funds to non-policing forms of public safety and community support, such as social services, youth services, housing, Alton Towers, education, healthcare and other community resources

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#50

I haven’t decided if the clothing swaps places or just the names change

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#51

The prof should be forced to read the Wiki page on New York taxicabs before posting

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#52

zany golf to become the new standard of professional golf. Giant windmills, laughing clown faces and crocodile mouths etc to be installed on all courses

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

#53

Replace regular supermarket trolleys with some sort of hovercraft equivalent. Ensure that the new trolleys cannot fly more than 30cm off the ground or travel faster than 5kmph to avoid any possible dangerous usage.

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#54

This would resolve so many issues with dodgy wheels on trollies which seemingly give them a mind of their own.

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#55

Shepherds agreeing that red sky is a positive thing at both night and morning, and making a public rhyming announcement in order to make it official.

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#56

Red sky is noice
Shepherds rejoice

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#57

The d in Guildford no longer being silent, and the “Ford” bit being pronounced like a ford car rather than “fud”

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#58

I already pronounced it like that :smiley: Though I am from The Potteries though, so that could be why.

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#59

a statue of Luis Figo to be erected in the same place and pose in Guildford as the famous photo:

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

#60

A statue of the spaceman from the Luis Figo photo to be erected in the appropriate place and pose too

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#61

overly descriptive packaging on food to be abolished. supermarkets and restaurants will be heavily fined if they are found to be using words like ‘Luxurious, indulgent, sensational’ etc:

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

#62

wait it’s silent?

#63

A food delivery service where you fill in your profile with things like “Nut allergy” and “vegan” etc. and then you hit the “I feel lucky” button and it decides what food you get delivered.

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

Thread for places where if the next reply was the reply to the last one then it's amusing (rolling)
#64

Farts.

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Thread for places where if the next reply was the reply to the last one then it's amusing (rolling)
#65

free to use bicycle and ball pumps to be installed in at least one park in every town

  • yes
  • no

0 voters