#21

All supermarkets in the uk have to immediately introduce the french system for fruit and veg - with the weighing scales and printable stickers. This includes the shit pictures on the buttons and/or all fruit and veg names are in french and not translated.

  • Oui - pamplemousse
  • No - grapefruit

0 voters

#22

Unless they’re a trainee, what barber is taking more than 25 minutes over a standard gents’ haircut?

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#23

i get a cut and a shave in under that time.

#24

SHIT! that was chat.

um, chat in a non-chat thread should be forcefully removed at watergun point.

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

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#25

I’m probably in and out in 15 minutes, including a bit of chat

Wahey!

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#26

you should be able to tick a box at the barbers prohibiting the barber from showing you the back of your head in a mirror:

  • yes. what do you think I’m going to say other than ‘yep, fine’ anyway?
  • no

0 voters

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#27

It is but I’ve only seen it for wafty pretentious stuff like scan and bag or whatever it’s called

#28

11th pin to be added to bowling to shake things up a bit (position is randomised each time the pins are reset)

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

#29

Limited edition CDs / vinyls to be banned (unless it is limited because you genuinely don’t think you’ll sell more than a certain amount):

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#30

striking an opponent with the butt of your weapon is permitted if they are found to be covering up the targets with their hand in laser quest:

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

#31

If I’m allowed to do a bit of DiS posting during my job, I can cut a hairdresser some slack too.

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#32

Ear hair too

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#33

:rofl: :joy: :sweat_smile:

#34

Yes to the free domestic holidays, no to being legally obliged. Bit authoritarian.

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#35

all demolitions have to follow the lumberjacking tradition of shouting “TIMBER!” but for the relevant materials e.g. “CONCRETE!” “MASONRY!” etc

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

#36

Can the pin be in a surprise location, such as one of those little cubby holes where they keep the shoes?

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#37

No that’s just unfair. One of 5 officially sanctioned positions only

#38

which are?

#39

100% agreed on this.

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#40

its jail, then, for both of you.

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