National anthems to be replaced by the theme tune from each country’s most watched soap opera
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Obviously discounting Australia, where the neighbours theme tune is of course already the national anthem
An immediate and permanent ban on describing any full moon as “super”
Yeah it’s awful
Get genuinely irked when I see short people taking up emergency exit seats
I was hoping for sone like half way down the alley
yeah that would be fun tbf
Similarly these for absolutely all hills no matter how measly
wow what a clever idea!
This is an absolute winner. Would drink in any bar that implemented this.
I literally did this to someone for the first time just the other day. I heard my gf yawn in the next room and I shouted “bless you!”. She shouted back “That was a yawn!” and I shouted “bless you!” again. Was properly chuckling to myself for a good time afterwards and couldn’t believe I’d never thought of deploying such a comedy tactic before.
NO CHAT.
If a dog comes up to you and allows you to pet it you become the legal owner of that dog
5 second countdown to board a bus. If you don’t tap in/pay within 5 seconds of boarding the bus you have to get off and wait for another one until you’re ready
Restaurants should be obliged to keep the food coming on the house if you’re still hungry
glad I scrolled down in order to see if the correct response had been posted
they should be able to hover higher, too
ten new names to be released every year, then made illegal for new people to have at the end of that year
oops, I didn’t make it public
they’d use it to charge people more money for 568ml beer drinks
If introduced 40 years ago this would mean Holland won everything in sight and the A Team would be cancelled. Maybe a brighter timeline, maybe not.