general polls

[profk]

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[Bamnan]

chainsaws seem dangerous

[Epimer]

Lieutenant replies

[urbanfox]

Colonel chat

[waveyswirley]

• I’m Alan Partridge era Alan Partridge
• Post-Mid-Morning Matters era Alan Partridge

[Disappointed.Pony]

• Fork in each hand
• Spoon in each hand
• Chopstick in each hand

[Yvash]

Knives are more efficient. Your general chainsaw looks and sounds very scary but they’re not typically designed to cut through flesh so they gum up very quickly and stop working. Intimidation, 10/10. Murderousness, 3/10

[Bamnan]

…thanks?

[Yvash]

Just wanted to put your mind at ease!